Lauren Krueger & Matthew David Brozik

How Jew-ish?

In Definally on June 10, 2011 at 10:00 am

It’s a table, why not?

Orthodox Obeys all laws found in every ancient book written in Hebrew or Aramaic, including the 4th Century Everyone Begets Poop.
Modern orthodox Orthodox without the beards.
Conservative Offended by Reform Judaism, but not enough to be Orthodox.
Conservadox Conservative, with a modern orthodox rabbi.
Conservaform/Reformative Conservative, but with yarmulkes made of ham.
Reform Yarmulkes not required; musical instruments in temple permitted.
Reconstructionist The Scientologists of the Jews. Believe in aliens.
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